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Pencils for Midlife Crisis

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Pencils:

I SHOULD GO BACK TO SCHOOL

SIGNED UP FOR BANJO LESSONS!

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF BOTOX?

A TATTOO SLEEVE WOULD GIVE ME AN EDGE

OFF TO IMPROV CAMP!

MY OTHER PENCIL IS A MOTORCYCLE

I'M SO PUNK WITH MY PINK HAIR

BOUGHT A FOOD TRUCK!

 

WHO SAYS EXISTENTIAL DREAD CAN'T BE FUN?

Congratulations, you’ve made it to middle age! All those years of being “financially responsible” means you can finally buy a motorcycle and the bitchin’ leather jacket to match. Or maybe a year-long silent meditation retreat is more your speed. Either way, you’ve earned it, after all. At least that’s what you’re going to tell yourself on the way to surf camp.


8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils