You're the world's okayest mom! Please don’t take offense! Face it, perfect moms are the absolute worst, what with their spotless car seats, healthy and organic snacks packed neatly in recyclable containers, and quick-draw first aid kits. Okay moms are where it’s at. Okay moms are where you want to live: sippy cup wine, the five-second rule, and naps that overlap into second naps.
8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils
YAY! CHEEZ-ITS FOR DINNER!
I NEVER DID MY HOMEWORK EITHER, KID
DOES THIS SIPPY CUP SMELL LIKE WINE?
TRUST ME, I'M THE OKAYEST MOM HERE
CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE MOMMY ALONE?
WHERE'S YOUR FRICKIN' FATHER?
MOMMY'S BUZZED UP