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All My Friends Are Dead

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Jules Note:  This is one of my all time best selling books.  My customers pick it up (often looking at the title and saying "oh that's awful!") and then they can't help but laugh at this hysterical book.  Once you read it you'll understand just how brilliant it is.  One note, if you don't have a sense of humor, this book is not for you.  ;)
4-1/2 x 6 in; 96 pp;
color illustrations throughout
Hardcover 
If you're a dinosaur, all of your friends are dead. If you're a pirate, all of your friends have scurvy. If you're a tree, all of your friends are end tables. Each page of this laugh-out-loud illustrated humor book showcases the downside of being everything from a clown to a cassette tape to a zombie. Cute and dark all at once, this hilarious children's book for adults teaches valuable lessons about life while exploring each cartoon character's unique grievance and wide-eyed predicament. From the sock whose only friends have gone missing to the houseplant whose friends are being slowly killed by irresponsible plant owners (like you), All My Friends Are Dead presents a delightful primer for laughing at the inevitable.
Avery Monsen is an actor, artist, and writer.

Jory John is a writer, editor, and journalist.

They are friends, and neither is dead. Yet.