TIRED OF FEELING LIKE A BONE-DRY HACK?
So the wordsmith’s well has run dry? Try this pack of Writer’s Block pencils. If these pencils don’t help you churn out regurgitated ideas and probably a vampire, I’ll eat my hat. It’s a fedora, by the way. Cool vampires wear fedoras now. Put that in your crack pipe and smoke it. Or in your book. Either way, you’re gonna need these pencils ASAP. Even crap won’t write itself.
Writer's Block Pencils
8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils
Pencils:
ADD A VAMPIRE
REGURGITATED IDEAS PENCIL
TRY VODKA
KILL YOUR CHARACTERS
LIGHTLY PLAGIARIZE
INSERT COFFEE IV
POTENTIAL MURDER WEAPON?
HIT HEAD REPEATEDLY WITH A HAMMER