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Primordial Soap - Unemployed Philosophers Guild - Jules Enchanting Gifts

Primordial Soap

$ 3.95

Discontinued, Limited Stock Available until it's Gone!  

From the makers of entropy... Primordial Soap!

Accept no substitutes! This is the original Oparin and Haldane formula made with genuine monomers.

Beware counterfeit products made in alkaline deep-sea hydrothermal vents!

Garden cucumber, olive oil scent.

Try the rest of our FOAM SWEET FOAM soaps!

Does ordinary soap leave your bathroom dull? Make your sink or tub interesting with these smart little soaps!


2 oz. / .56 g.

Made in the USA.