{"product_id":"soap-for-my-villain-era","title":"Soap For My Villain Era","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJules Says:\u003c\/strong\u003e I've been practicing my evil laugh, asked for a cape but was told, \"No capes!\", and currently have a wanted ad out for henchmen. Turns out good help really \u003cem\u003eis\u003c\/em\u003e hard to find.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eSoap For My Villain Era\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMwahahaha...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDon't worry. It's \u003cem\u003emostly\u003c\/em\u003e for dramatic effect.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're plotting world domination, dramatically sweeping into the room (cape pending), or simply refusing to answer emails after 5:00, this soap is here to support your journey into your Villain Era.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause every great villain deserves fabulous lighting, impeccable timing, and really nice soap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat it actually says:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFront:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Soap for My Villain Era\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Smells like revenge and good lighting.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Good luck, everyone.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBack:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eObliterates obligations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eZhuzhes up boundaries\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMe. First.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHonestly...we support a little harmless theatrical villainy now and then.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHandmade in the USA with vegan, organic, cruelty-free ingredients, this soap is the perfect gift for your most delightfully dramatic friend...or for yourself if you've recently decided that world domination sounds like less work than answering one more group text.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003eScorpion Kiss Scented\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause apparently \u003cem\u003e\"Freshly Foiled Hero\"\u003c\/em\u003e wasn't available.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDetails\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eApproximately 6 oz.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHandmade in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% vegan\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOrganic ingredients\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eParaben-free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCruelty-free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWrapped in a kraft paper label featuring hilarious sayings on every side\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48634201014513,"sku":"VIL-S","price":12.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0900\/3080\/files\/Screenshot2026-08-22at2.14.18PM.png?v=1787422496","url":"https:\/\/www.julesenchantinggifts.com\/products\/soap-for-my-villain-era","provider":"Jules Enchanting Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}