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Soap for Science

Soap for Science

$ 9.95


I don't know who or what you think you are, but you keep that crazy black magic away from me! I've spent three-quarters of my life covering my ears when people bring up ludicrous concepts like evolution and round planets and I'm not about to start listening to your nonsense now! And don't even get me started on the moon landing. We all know the moon is made of brie, which would clearly collapse under the weight of a heavy metal spacecraft. My congressman said so.

Evil laboratory scented
Net Weight: 6 oz.
Note: Because all of the soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.