🍷 A Candle For Calm the Fuck Down – because your aura is frazzled, your inbox is full, and someone just said “per my last email.” Seriously. Chill. The fuck. Out.
✨ Scented like Chardonnay Over Ice — a soothing swirl of vanilla bean, grapefruit mango, and chai tea — basically spa day meets happy hour. It’s the olfactory equivalent of telling your stress to take several seats.
🕯️ Hand-poured 100% soy wax, 6.5 oz of peace and quiet (in candle form), and around 40 hours of burn time to help you breathe, sip, and not throw your phone.
Jar size: 2 ¾" D x 3 ½" H
Light it up when life gets loud, and remind yourself: not every hill is worth dying on… some are just for sipping wine and watching the chaos from afar.
A Candle for Calm the Fuck Down
Seriously, Chill the Fuck Out
Smells like serenity - with better lighting.