🕯️ A Candle for the Favorite Child
Smells like Mom loves me the most.
Oh, you didn’t get a candle?
Weird.
I’m not one to brag — which is, of course, one of the many reasons I am the favorite child. Intelligence, charm, rugged good looks, and an almost unbearable level of modesty. Mom and Dad said they broke the mold when they made me. But I’m not supposed to tell you that. You’re... delicate. That’s why I’m so nice to you. Honestly, you’re lucky to have me as a sibling.
✨ Scent: Better Clothes — crisp, clean, and just a little superior.
Hand-poured in small batches with 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit, because these candles burn clean — unlike your sibling rivalry. Each one is made in Ohio with love, sarcasm, and a touch of smugness.
🕯️ Details:
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Net Weight: ~10 oz.
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Burn Time: ~60 hours
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Glass Vessel: 4" D x 2½" H
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Hand-poured | Long-lasting | Strongly scented | Gift-ready
Because let’s face it — if Mom had to choose one of us, she already did.