🕯️ A Candle for What the Actual Fuck — because sometimes life just… doesn’t make sense.
SMELLS LIKE: An existential crisis.
Scented like a Cucumber-Aloe Daiquiri, it’s fresh, cool, and slightly confused — kind of like you at 3 a.m. staring at the ceiling wondering what even is reality.
Who am I? Why am I here? Why is this candle talking to me?
We don’t have the answers, but at least it smells amazing while you spiral.
đź’š Hand-poured in Ohio with 100% soy wax.
Net Weight: 6.5 oz. | Burn Time: approx. 40 hours
Jar Size: 2 ¾" D x 3 ½" H
Light it when the world gets weird, or gift it to a friend who says “What the actual fuck” at least once a day. It’s therapy in wax form — minus the copay.
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