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A Candle For Zero F*cks

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🧡 A Candle for Zero Fucks — Smells like you have none left to give. And honestly? Same.

You’ve reached that glorious stage of emotional evolution where you’re done, dusted, and delightfully detached. This scent celebrates the art of not caring — and it smells way better than your last meltdown.

✨ Creamsicle Scented — a creamy citrus dream that says, “Yeah, the world’s on fire, but at least I smell delicious.”

Hand-poured with 100% soy wax and 0% fucks, because we believe in clean burns and bad attitudes.
Each candle is uniquely handmade, so no two are exactly alike — just like every one of your remaining nerves (which, coincidentally, have all been burned out).

🕯️ Details:

  • Net Weight: ~10 oz.

  • Burn Time: ~60 hours

  • Glass Vessel: 4" D x 2 ½" H

  • Poured by hand, fueled by sarcasm

Perfect for gifting… or lighting while you stare into the abyss and whisper, “Not today.”

A Candle for Zero Fucks

Smells like you have none left to give

And frankly, I don't blame you. Much.