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Disappointing Affirmations Pencils

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10 Graphite Pencils

Sayings include:
Unfollow your dreams!
You can do it!  But why?
Be kind to yourself, asshole.
Failure is always an option.
It gets easier.  Eventually you stop giving a fuck.
Stop overthinking.  You are the only one who cares.
You are exactly where you need to be. I am so sorry.
Accept yourself for the hot mess that you are.
You can fuck up anything you put your mind to.
Have a panic attack.  You’ve earned it.

Feeling overwhelmed by the relentless positivity of the world? Say hello to your new favorite writing tools: Disappointing Affirmations pencils. Straight from the wildly popular @disappointingaffirmations Instagram account, these high-quality graphite pencils are here to keep it real in a low-quality, disappointing world.

Each set includes ten blue pencils with dreamy cloud designs and sarcastic white writing. These HB / No. 2 pencils are as stylish as they are functional. Engraved with hilariously bleak affirmations, they're perfect for scribbling down your existential dread or grocery lists—whatever.

Counter toxic positivity with a splash of sarcasm as you jot down notes, stories, or doodles. These pencils bring humor and irreverence to your everyday writings, adding a touch of reality to your desk accessories. They're a fantastic gift for anyone who isn't perpetually cheerful and actually wants to feel seen.

Fans of the @disappointingaffirmations Instagram account will love these officially licensed pencils. They capture the pointed, ironic humor of the account and translate it into writing utensils that are perfect for surviving (or at least tolerating) the daily grind.

Perfect for:

  • College grads, people entering the workforce, people who wish they hadn’t entered the workforce
  • Fans of the @disappointingaffirmations Instagram account
  • Anyone who isn't always cheerful and doesn't feel seen
  • Fans of satire and sarcastic humor 
  • Anyone feeling burnout, empathy fatigue, positivity fatigue, or fatigue in general