Tired of toxic positivity? Had enough of “just be grateful” nonsense? Disappointing Affirmations: The Disappointing Game is here to embrace the chaos, shatter your optimism, and remind you that, honestly, things probably aren’t going to work out—but at least you’ll laugh about it.

🙃 How It Works:
Players take turns twisting positive prompts into Disappointing Affirmations—the kind that make you chuckle uncomfortably because, well, ouch, too real. The most hilariously bleak, painfully relatable, or straight-up absurd response wins. If winning even matters. (Spoiler: It doesn’t.)

💔 Why You Need This Game:
✔️ Because “Live, Laugh, Love” was never your aesthetic.
✔️ Because your therapist told you to “journal your feelings,” and this is close enough.
✔️ Because sarcasm is self-care, and laughing through the pain is cheaper than therapy.

🔪 Perfect for:

• Fans of dark humor and the Disappointing Affirmations Instagram account
• People who appreciate brutal honesty way more than forced optimism
• Anyone who’s ever stared into the void and thought, “Ah yes, my old friend.”

👎 What’s Inside:

• 80 prompt cards
• 160 response cards
• The crushing realization that you’ll never truly be fulfilled (but at least this game is fun!)

Play with 3–6 players, ages 18+, and prepare for a night of unfiltered hilarity. Who needs positivity when you have brutally honest disappointment?