Don't Be A Prick - Freaker USA

Sip Smart, Stay Spiky! 🌵😎

Keep your drink cool and your comebacks cooler with the Don't Be a Prick Freaker Koozie! Featuring a sassy cactus design and a not-so-subtle life lesson, this koozie is here to remind everyone to chill out and stay kind.

🌵 Why You’ll Love It:
✔ One-Size-Fits-All – Stretches to fit bottles, cans, and even some pint glasses
✔ Made in the USA – Crafted with love and zero pricks involved
✔ Insulates Like a Champ – Keeps drinks colder, longer (because warm beer is the real villain here)
✔ Fun & Functional – Perfect for parties, gifting, or making a statement wherever you sip

Whether you're lounging in the sun or throwing shade, this koozie is the prickly perfection your drink deserves. 🌞🌵🍻