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Excuse Pencils for Introverts

Excuse Pencils for Introverts

$ 11.95


PEOPLE SUCK.

That’s why you prefer to stay inside with your stuffed animal collection. But sometimes it’s a little hard to admit that in public. So we’ve carefully crafted a few extremely plausible excuses to get you out of all those pesky social obligations. Like happy hour. Your niece’s school play. Office parties. Your wedding.


8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils

 

Pencils:

SORRY, I HAVE EBOLA

MY LEGS FELL OFF THIS MORNING

THE DAMN TOILET EXPLODED

I'VE BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS

I'M STUCK AT THE DUBAI AIRPORT

I ACCIDENTALLY DRANK SOME BLEACH

THERE'S A WILD BOAR IN THE DRIVEWAY

PEOPLE SCARE ME