💐 I’ll Always Help You Bury the Bodies Candle — because real friendship means showing up… with a shovel and a great-smelling candle.
For when life isn’t perfect, but at least it smells like it. This one’s part of our floral-but-feral collection — where soft petals meet sharp wit. Light it up when you’re manifesting naps, hiding evidence, or pretending everything’s “totally fine.”
SMELLS LIKE: Bouquet Noir — a dangerously pretty blend of magnolia and sandalwood that’s equal parts floral elegance and “don’t ask questions.”
💀 Hand-poured in Ohio with 100% soy wax
Net Weight: 6.5 oz. | Burn Time: approx. 40 hours
Jar Size: 2 ¾" D x 3 ½" H
Perfect for your partner in crime, your bestie with an alibi, or yourself — because sometimes the only thing better than loyalty is good lighting and great scent.