Not Today, Murder! – The Game of Outrageous Escapes 🔪🤣
Everybody loves a good murder mystery—except the poor murderee. In Not Today, Murder!, you and your friends will find yourselves trapped in hilariously murder-y scenarios, desperately trying to escape… using only the three random objects you’ve been dealt. Will a rubber duck, a can of spray cheese, and a garden gnome be enough to outwit a vengeful ex-clown? That’s up to you!
💀 How to Play:
1️⃣ Each round, a murder scenario is revealed. (Think haunted mansions, cursed amusement parks, or an unexpected run-in with an axe-wielding ex.)
2️⃣ Players draw three object cards—these could be useful, ridiculous, or just plain useless.
3️⃣ Get creative! Each player must explain how they’ll MacGyver their way out of danger using their objects.
4️⃣ The group votes on the best escape plan—because in this game, survival is subjective.
🎭 Who’s It For?
✔ Fans of dark humor & ridiculous hypotheticals
✔ People who think they’d totally survive a horror movie
✔ Party game lovers who enjoy creativity, storytelling, and friendly competition
🎲 What’s Inside?
✔ 300 double-sided ‘object’ cards
✔ 50 double-sided ‘murder scenario’ cards
✔ Enough absurdity to keep the laughs (and fake murders) coming all night
🎁 A Killer Gift!
Looking for a scream-worthy gift? Not Today, Murder! is perfect for game nights, horror buffs, and anyone who takes "survival of the fittest" as a personal challenge.
From Brass Monkey, makers of games that turn ordinary into extraordinary—because escaping a zombie attack with nothing but a kazoo and a pool noodle should be a life skill. 😈