I SHOULD GO BACK TO SCHOOL
SIGNED UP FOR BANJO LESSONS!
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF BOTOX?
A TATTOO SLEEVE WOULD GIVE ME AN EDGE
OFF TO IMPROV CAMP!
MY OTHER PENCIL IS A MOTORCYCLE
I'M SO PUNK WITH MY PINK HAIR
BOUGHT A FOOD TRUCK!
WHO SAYS EXISTENTIAL DREAD CAN'T BE FUN?
Congratulations, you’ve made it to middle age! All those years of being “financially responsible” means you can finally buy a motorcycle and the bitchin’ leather jacket to match. Or maybe a year-long silent meditation retreat is more your speed. Either way, you’ve earned it, after all. At least that’s what you’re going to tell yourself on the way to surf camp.
8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils