Go ahead, ask me anything. Invariably, the answer will be “two weeks.” Wondering when I’ll get my grades up? Two weeks. Get my grades up and start working out? Two weeks. Get my grades up, start working out, call my dad, visit my Nana in Florida, get married, buy a house, file for divorce, start my own business and run for office? Two weeks, pal. Two. Weeks.
Pencils for Procrastinators
8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils
Made in the USA!
I ALWAYS WORK BETTER WHEN IT'S NEXT WEEK
MINDLESS DOODLING PENCIL
I HAVE TO FINISH THIS NETFLIX SERIES FIRST
I'LL SHARPEN THIS LATER
PROCRASTINATING IS ALSO AN ACHIEVEMENT
I'LL FIND A USE FOR THIS PENCIL TOMORROW
LAST-SECOND CRUNCH TIME PENCIL
I'LL STUDY AFTER I CLEAN