WHO ARE YOU AGAIN?
The only thing worse than being unnoticed is being unnoticed when your hair is neon purple and you dress like you're from the Matrix. Um, hello? Being the first child ain't all that. The only people who think so are: #1. My older sibling and #2. My dumb parents. And I haven't even gotten to the part about the (cry)baby of the family. Oy.
8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils
Pencils:
WHO ARE YOU AGAIN?
MATCHES THE HAIR COLOR
YOU NEVER DID LIKE ATTENTION
BUT YOU'RE GOOD WITH REJECTION!
ONLINE COLLEGE WILL BE FINE FOR YOU
HAND-ME-DOWN PENCIL
ETERNALLY OVERLOOKED
NOBODY WILL READ THIS