Oh, cool.
It’s Monday again. Feels like I just clocked out. Know what I love about Mondays? Nothing. In fifteen minutes, I’ll be sleeping with my eyes open for an hour-long meeting about employee morale followed by a “surprise” birthday cake and card everyone half-heartedly signs while doing a slow eye-roll. Which is the same eye-roll I’ll be making when I read it, ‘cuz it’s my birthday and even that won’t fix a Monday.
The Office Pencils
8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils
Made in the USA!
Pencils:
TRY TURNING IT OFF AND ON AGAIN
BEARS, BEETS, BATTLESTAR GALACTICA.
I FOUND THIS IN THE TOILET
IT'S HARD TO MAKE NEW COFFEE
I'LL PROBABLY QUIT TODAY
COMIC SANS KILLS
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
RESTING STAFF MEETING FACE