It's fine.
I mean, if you want, I can write an essay detailing the extent to which I’m fine. I’ll even laminate the cover if you need me to do that, too. I don’t mind at all. If that’s what you need to prove that I’m fine, I’ll do it. Heck, I might even make it a book, find a publisher and go on Ellen to promote the release, proving how fine I am. I mean if that’s what you need. I’ll do it.
The Passive Aggressive Pencils
8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils
Made in the USA!
Pencils:
THAT'S SO NICE FOR YOU
NEVER MIND, IT WASN'T THAT IMPORTATN
I'M SORRY YOU'RE SO SENSITIVE
I PREFER PENS, BUT THIS IS FINE
WHAT GRUDGE?
I'M NOT MAD
WHATEVER.
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