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Pencils for Writer's Block

Pencils for Writer's Block

$ 11.95


TIRED OF FEELING LIKE A BONE-DRY HACK?

So the wordsmith’s well has run dry? Try this pack of Writer’s Block pencils. If these pencils don’t help you churn out regurgitated ideas and probably a vampire, I’ll eat my hat. It’s a fedora, by the way. Cool vampires wear fedoras now. Put that in your crack pipe and smoke it. Or in your book. Either way, you’re gonna need these pencils ASAP. Even crap won’t write itself.

Writer's Block Pencils

8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils

 

Pencils:

ADD A VAMPIRE

REGURGITATED IDEAS PENCIL

TRY VODKA

KILL YOUR CHARACTERS

LIGHTLY PLAGIARIZE

INSERT COFFEE IV

POTENTIAL MURDER WEAPON?

HIT HEAD REPEATEDLY WITH A HAMMER