🔥 Shit’s Fucked Candle – because honestly, what isn’t these days? Smells like your inbox on a Monday, your boss’s “quick” email at 4:59pm, or that thing your ex posted on Facebook. Basically… just another day.
✨ Luckily, this candle is way cuter than your problems. With a Double Grey Goose vibe and a moody mix of sage wood, sea salt, and pink peppercorn, it’s like aromatherapy for people who deal with chaos using sarcasm and snacks.
Hand-poured soy wax, 6.5 oz. of pure “I can’t even,” and about 40 hours of burn time so you can keep setting the mood while the world spirals. Jar size: 2 ¾" D x 3 ½" H — small enough to sit on your desk, big enough to flip off the universe in style.
Gift it to your bestie, your therapist, or keep it for yourself… because sometimes the only thing you can do is light a candle and laugh at the mess.
A Candle for Shit's Fucked
Smells like just another day
Light a candle and let that shit go