Soap for Because I Said So
Do it now, or I’ll count to three!
This soap is the official scent of parental authority—equal parts "I’m too tired for this" and "because I’m the boss, that’s why." Handmade by our soap artisans, it’s vegan, beautifully fragranced, and shrink-wrapped in a no-nonsense kraft brown label (just like your patience). Perfect for anyone who’s mastered the art of commanding compliance without breaking a sweat—or for those who’ve just realized they’ve become their parents.
Lathers up great for cleaning messes and asserting dominance. Because... well, you know why.
Features:
- Fragrance: Eau De Authority
- Size: 6 oz
- Handcrafted with love and laughter
- Perfect for Mother's Day, birthdays, or any occasion that calls for a good chuckle
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Note: Because all of these soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
- Made in the USA!
Instructions for Use: Lather up, laugh, and enjoy the fresh scent of Authority as you wash away the day's worries.
Soap for Because I Said So
Smells like that's why
Yes, I've become my parents.