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Soap for Calm the F Down

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Calm your tits.

Yeah, yeah, everything is going to hell in a hand basket but come on, man! It's like yoga time. Meditation hour. So put those rainforest sounds in your AirPods and take a breather. Because I expect you in full keg-stand mode at my zoom rager later! 

Soap for Calm the F Down

Smells like Just Breathe

(This too shall pass, and other platitudes that might be full of sh*t.)


Rain Stick (Ocean) Scented
Net Weight: 6 oz
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.