Rule #1 in life? Don’t be a dick. Luckily, this soap is here to remind you, every single shower. Bright and fresh with a “kinder kiwi” scent, this cheeky bar makes clean living smell even sweeter. It’s the perfect gag gift with a real purpose: scrubbing away bad vibes and leaving only kindness behind.
Handmade in the USA by soap artisans, each bar is one-of-a-kind (just like your attitude should be). 100% vegan, paraben-free, cruelty-free, and totally organic—because being nice to your skin and the planet is part of the deal.
Whether you’re looking for a funny soap gift, a tongue-in-cheek stocking stuffer, or just a daily reminder to chill out and be decent, this bar’s got you covered. Smells like Rule #1: be nice or leave.
Details:
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Kinder Kiwi scented
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Handmade in the USA
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Approximately 6 oz.
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100% Vegan
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Paraben-Free
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Cruelty-Free
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Organic
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Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label