Jules Says: I've been practicing my evil laugh, asked for a cape but was told, "No capes!", and currently have a wanted ad out for henchmen. Turns out good help really is hard to find.
Soap For My Villain Era
Mwahahaha...
Don't worry. It's mostly for dramatic effect.
Whether you're plotting world domination, dramatically sweeping into the room (cape pending), or simply refusing to answer emails after 5:00, this soap is here to support your journey into your Villain Era.
Because every great villain deserves fabulous lighting, impeccable timing, and really nice soap.
What it actually says:
Front:
"Soap for My Villain Era"
"Smells like revenge and good lighting."
"Good luck, everyone."
Back:
- Obliterates obligations
- Zhuzhes up boundaries
- Me. First.
Honestly...we support a little harmless theatrical villainy now and then.
Handmade in the USA with vegan, organic, cruelty-free ingredients, this soap is the perfect gift for your most delightfully dramatic friend...or for yourself if you've recently decided that world domination sounds like less work than answering one more group text.
Side: Scorpion Kiss Scented
Because apparently "Freshly Foiled Hero" wasn't available.
Details
- Approximately 6 oz.
- Handmade in the USA
- 100% vegan
- Organic ingredients
- Paraben-free
- Cruelty-free
- Wrapped in a kraft paper label featuring hilarious sayings on every side