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The Ultimate Excuse Generator

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Need an excuse?  Over 100 million excellent excuses!

For instance ... I left random stuff all over the floor because a drum-thumping cape-clad superhero appeared live by video-link from Saturn and then demanded bacon, immediately.  And THEN, I forgot to do what you asked me because a silver-tongued cake surgeon entered in a carriage drawn by squirrels and then spoke fluent nonsense.

What was I supposed to do?

This fabulously fun flipbook allows you to generate 100 million excellent excuses for all occasions. Wacky, zany, and sometimes plain silly, this book will ensure you'll always have the right answer for anything!


Size: 6 1/4 x 9 3/4 in;
Format: Hardcover 


Mike Barfield is a comic writer, cartoonist, poet, and performer with 25 years' experience. He has worked in TV, radio, books, newspapers, and magazines. He performs in schools, libraries, bookshops, and festivals all over the UK, often dressed as a giant housefly.