Twas the night of Thanksgiving,
and all through the house,
not a creature was stirring,
we were stuffed full of grouse.
(Ok, we had turkey, and you probably did too,
but that doesn't rhyme, so work with me here people,
it's called artistic license!)
As I was saying ...
I looked at my mom, and we lifted our feet,
stuffed clear to the top with good things to eat.
When what did our wondrous ears hear time after time?
The e-mail coming into my phone, going
chime chime chime chime!
Was it family? Was it friends?
Wishing us great Holiday cheer?
Nope. It was the big box stores shouting "Black Friday is here!!!"
We looked at the calendar,
checked twice the date,
it was still Thursday, guess they just couldn't wait.
"Don't sit at home, don't stay in your beds,
come join the lines with a couple hundred friends instead!"
Mom looked at me and asked, "don't they know?
You don't have to go out in the cold, rain or snow!
You don't have to get dressed, you don't have to wear shoes,
you don't have to waste gas, you can set the alarm clock to snooze!
You can relax in your houses, eating leftover grouses,
you can save hassle, stress and time,
and just shop Jules online!"
And so at the risk of being one of the crowd,
and interrupting your spending time with family around,
I suggest that you stay home, relax where it's cozy
...and if you need gifts, (not trying to be nosy,)
This is the time we give Thanks, for you being our friends,
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Happy Thanksgiving from our House to Yours,
now back to our snoozing ... please forgive any snores.
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